Bad News: I'm American Now | Bianca Cristovao | Stand Up Comedy

Bianca Cristovao on becoming an American citizen, defending democracy, and the worst s*x she’s ever had. Subscribe Now ►► https://www.youtube.com/@DontTellComedy?sub_confirmation=1 Bianca is a stand-up comedian based in Los Angeles, CA. Originally from the Czech Republic, she gained recognition for her stand-up about race and immigration after her late-night television debut on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.’ This is her second Don't Tell Comedy set after ‘Green Card Digger.’ Watch Bianca's 1st Don't Tell Comedy set: https://youtu.be/3s_EjZRM7KU?si=QiQzRF5lEt2AIczG BIANCA CRISTOVAO ON SOCIAL Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/p/Bianca-Cristovao-100063585242409/ TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@biancacristovao YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@biancacristovao YouTube: @biancacristovao FOLLOW DON'T TELL COMEDY ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/donttellcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/donttellcomedy/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@donttellcomedy ABOUT DON’T TELL COMEDY: Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise! That's why Don't Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 200 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we'll set up shop, or who might pop in. Want to be let in on the secret? Find an upcoming show near you: https://www.donttellcomedy.com Your soap is a joke! Major shoutout to Dr. Squatch for making this stand-up series possible. Upgrade your personal care with 15% off your order of $50+ with code DTC15. © 2026 All Rights Reserved Written and Performed by Bianca Cristovao Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner VP of Production: Marissa Gallant Director: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer Director of Photography: Mark Davis Gaffer: Cody Caldwell Best Boy/Board Op: Bob Henry Grip: Ryan Copeland Swing: Patrick Kelly Cam Ops: Anais Bernard, Sophie Gemelas, Adrian Gutierrez, Marley Kepano, Zoe Lubeck, Chris Patterson 1st AC: Tim Ross Sound Mixer: Michael Crumley Editor: Jordan Tetewsky Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows and Connor McGlynn Production Designer: Andy Aidekman Set Dresser: Nate Larsen Graphics: Megan Hunter Production Assistants: Jonathan Garcia, Daniel Ortega, Steven Terris Photographer: Raven Kendall Filmed at Bermuda Club in Carlsbad, CA #donttellcomedy #standup #comedy #unitedstates #citizenship